This is Westeros, Gentlemen.

If you’re on a corner in my district, it will not be just a humble or a loitering charge. It will be some Biblical shit that happens to you on the way into that jail wagon. You understand? We will not be playing by any rules that you recognize.
Ed. note: My first submission! Amazing. Thanks to thebronzemedal, who seems like a stand-up dude and wonderful librarian.


